H says "Your boobs, like the rest of you are big" and it was meant as a compliment.
J says "Is that profile picture a joke! Its not very flattering." I had just put it up that day, thinking it was pretty damn cute. That'll boost the ol' self-esteem.
K says, "You'll get married soon, I mean its not like you're ugly or anything."
C says, "Oh (my name) you actually look cute today!"
Yes these are actual quotes, and actual people I know.